hey assbutt

mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat
jackthevulture:

juggahnaut:

bookporn:

Believe it or not

Okay, I just love how they drew everybody’s face.
Anne Frank’s all like, “Oh, too depressing? It was the fucking Holocaust.”

THEY FUCKING BANNED WINNIE THE POOH WHO THE FUCK BANS WINNIE THE POOH

mountainside-96:

lintott:

i always think “if people want to talk to me they will” which is my reasoning for never really starting conversations so i’m permanently thinking no one wants to talk but what if they’re sat there thinking the same and it’s just this cycle of silence that never gets broken because i’m too stubborn to just put myself out there 

exactly

(via yepperoni-pepperoni)

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

shouldnt:

"Say hi to your parents for me!" is the most commonly ignored request.

(via geeko-spfx)

poodlepunk:

this is the best omegle conversation i’ve had so far
thewolfofnibu:

stahscre4m:

there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this